I sat Jack down and interviewed him. Let's see how well he really knows me...
1. What is something I always say to you? Are you listening to me?
2. What is something that makes me happy? Charmed.
3. What makes me sad? Looking at Mickey after it rains.
4. How do I make you laugh? By tickling me.
5. What was I like as a child? I don’t know.
6. How old am I? 35. This is way of getting back at me for teasing him about his age.
7. How tall am I? five foot [pauses] two. Wait no, five foot one and three quarters.
8. What is my favorite thing to do? Read.
9. What do I do when you're not around? Read.
10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Reading.
11. What am I really good at? Reading.
12. What am I not very good at? You sell yourself short when it comes to doing certain things. Which was not his first answer, btw.
13. What do I do for my job? IT.
14. What's my favorite food? Veggie spring rolls
15. What makes you proud of me? That you are a respected reviewer of pornographic literature. bwahahahahaha
16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be? Lois from Family Guy. I don't watch Family Guy, but I think I'm offended.
17. What is something we do together? Watch Nip/Tuck and 24.
18. How are we the same? We both rock at Rockband.
19. How are we different? Our height (or lack thereof).
20. How do you know I love you? Do things that completely surprise me. Any time you’ve gotten me a gift.
21. What's my favorite place? Hawaii.
I do love Veggie Spring Rolls and I'm going to boycott Costco until they get them back.
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#15? bwahahahahahaha
Actually, I watch Family Guy and he's dead on. You could so be Lois. Srsly.
I know, I cracked up w/ that one, too.
I'm not sure if I should resent the Lois thing or not. She sounds really annoying when I'm halfway listening.
This was hilarious. All the answers pertaining to "reading". I hope this means you get lots of bookstore gift cards from him.
Yup - all our guys have us pegged so well, don't they? It didn't pass me by that every one of them has made it a point to mention the reading thing several times.
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